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Name: Cindee

Years: I am 49
Where am I from: British
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I understand: French

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She has a sixth sense for where to get the most ridiculous Nude fat girls butt hole themed clothing items. For our performance she had blue and white striped shoes; red, white and blue Black power virus star socks; a Ben Franklin tank with a stars and stripes bikini top; headwear; sunglasses; a flag scarf; and an American fanny pack. The real fine, American meaning of fanny is your bum. Apparently in British English, they use our word for bum to mean vagina.

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So rather than saying you've Giantess shrinking man stories a little pouch on your bum to hold your keys, you're telling someone you've got a sack hanging off your fanny. Or something ridiculous like that. Not a good look. The Brit's mistreatment of our G-rated way of saying bum isn't the only way they pervert the English language.

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I was at a bar and trying to save myself some walking because I'm a lazy American Bound to burst pee, so I bought two beers at once. I saw someone else with two beers and nodded at them and said something along the lines of "Double fisting is the way to go, right? Only to be met with the horror of basically accusing them of having a rather dirty sexual fetish.

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When you say double fisting to a Brit, they think you're talking some real nasty shit. Think about it, as I'm not going to explain it.

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You know, because they're holding beers and not driving cars, so double parking makes way more sense. On the topic of having one drink in each hand, an American Family skinny dipping together say that the double fist-er ewwwww, right Brits is a lush.

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But nope, we can't even agree on that general meaning as British English dictates that anything that tastes good is lush. So I probably accidentally told people I tasted good at some Hedonism jamaica 2018.

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Why does everything Americans say abroad get construed as naughty? Maybe Brits are the ones with dirty minds.

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You'd think a word as harmless as pants would be safe from translational issues, but you'd be wrong. Pants to Americans means your pants: the outer wear of Graphic rape fanfiction legs.

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You know, like jeans. But to those linguistically challenged Brits, pants are underwear.

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So anytime I'm talking about something on my pants, I'm now saying my underwear is wet or something gross like Depantsed in public. Thanks, Brits, for bastardizing everything I say.

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I swear, my mind is not as dirty as you guys make us out to be. And yes, I get it, it was your language first, but we've made some improvements to make every day words less naughty.

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And hey At least we can both probably agree that American and British English is years ahead of Australian English, or as Winston Churchill said, "the most brutal maltreatment that has ever been inflicted on the mother-tongue of the great English-speaking nations.

Take for example the perversion Creative kik names give to the term "Double Fisting.

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I thought he was making sexual jokes this whole time but apparently its a real phrase that normal people use??