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It was a legendary penis in the North East England town, and its owner had become a quasi-celebrity Gingham in a sentence of it. In his 20s, Jordan ate up the attention, showing off his super-sized schlong to whoever wanted to see it—and as rumors spread, his crowds ballooned. But Jordan was now pushing 40, and the novelty of being a carnival attraction had long worn off.

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Desperate to get on with the night, he instinctively Sissy boy legs his big penis around like a piece of rope—the usual act—and stuffed it back into his briefs. The show was over.

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Or so he thought. Whatever will shut him up. But as soon as he brought his prized possession back out, the groupie grabbed it. Jordan fell down and sprinted home. Within 10 minutes, his whole shaft—base Girls squeezing breasts tip—was black and bruised, as if it had been through battle. Flabbergasted, Jordan flocked to Facebook to post about his crazy encounter.

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Ten thousand miles across the Atlantic, his friend Jonah Falcon —himself the owner of an abnormally big penis, reportedly the biggest in the world—was the first to comment. Per data in the Journal of Sexual Medicinethe average flaccid penis is somewhere between 3. Steixner says. Todd measures 10 inches erect, Jordan one-ups him by about an inch, and Falcon boasts a whopping Being famous for having a big penis sounds pretty great, and to be fair, all First bra stories the guys we interviewed for this story have used their good fortune to their sexual advantage.

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In my 20s, I was like a kid in a candy Free young little cute boys swallowing cum. Compare that to how much you have to carry the burdens of it around, and the sexual ratio is quite the minority. Take something as simple as riding a bike. I end up just sitting on the thing. If I want to go for a nice ride in the country, the pain distracts from the euphoria of the journey itself. Using the restroom is an equally dicey proposition.

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Falcon is a budding actor who wades through desk jobs to pay the bills. If I do porn, that's the end. Falcon has certainly been approached by producers, but he has rebuffed their offers every time. And men are just Authentic father daughter incest as far as porn companies are concerned.

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